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My wife is on the couch playing Skyrim. I’m drinking in a chair and playing on my phone.

My wife: Hey would you look something up since you have the internet?

Me (screaming): The Internet??? I have the Internet?!?  Tnis is notbhow you tell someone! OH MOG GOD! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!? I was always so careful….

My wife: …………
I may be more tipsy than I previously realized.