My wife is on the couch playing Skyrim. I’m drinking in a chair and playing on my phone.
My wife: Hey would you look something up since you have the internet?
Me (screaming): The Internet??? I have the Internet?!? Tnis is notbhow you tell someone! OH MOG GOD! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!? I was always so careful….
My wife: …………
I may be more tipsy than I previously realized.