Usually I don’t do this.

I think there’s not much worse than sappy Valentines day specials, but this year I am making an attempt to be less of a curmudgeon. So with that in mind, I’d like to extend a special Valentines Weekend message:

To My Wife,

You seem like a pretty okay person.
I get sick of your presence a lot less often than I do most other people.
I would not be opposed to you sticking around.

Happy Valentines Day.