X-Mas Ideas on a bad day


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I think I need an emergency flask.
Not some huge thing that will hold a full quart, or even one of the smaller 8 oz ones. I need a small flask. Super thin. Thin enough that it won’t bulge out the pocket on a suit coat. Maybe it only hold 2 or 3 ounces. Just enough for me to step into my cubicle. Clench every muscle in my body in uncontrollable frustration for a few seconds, slug down the contents of the flask while swearing internally and then go back to work.

Any recommendations are appreciated…